Why am I really here?

"My tea's gone cold,I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all.."
Not much of a tea person really but this is as apt as apt can get.
Forgetting the tea, coffee or milk for a while...
Haven't we all wondered at some time or the other why we are really here. Is it because someone's God got up on some side of His bed(wrong or right..does it really make a difference?) and thought he will have some fun?In case you are a polytheist maybe the Gods went crazy(or as some people like Jamie Uys think they must be) and thought of treating themselves to a movie.
They created characters with the ability to create more characters..reminds you of a computer program doing overtime...till finally the characters got out of control,not only in number but also,well,in character.So now we have everyone running their own show like Shakespeare deciding to have more asides and soliloqouies than dialogues.Somewhere in this entire movie bonanza is stuck poor lil me and all I want is a room somewhere...with a huge skylight in the roof to watch the rain through(Sigh!).
I don't want answers to life,the universe and everything..the last tutorial solutions for one of my more interesting courses will do just fine,Thank You.
But in case someone does find out why all of us are here..more importantly why I am out of bed and don't have hot tea..drop a line,will you?
We do have a situation here now,somehow into this movie we have to fit in the big bang and the beginning of time,a section of 'gentiles' and 'der armer schlucker'(the poor devil for the uninformed)...aargh I prefer my cold tea...for that matter my bed.
Good Night Folks.