Good Morning. Responsibility has gone for a walk, please leave a message. Your call will not be returned because the said walk took Responsibility way into the Himalayas where it was probably shot down by terrorists. Thank You for raising my TRP rating though. Have a great day!

References:
1. Blame it on the parents! Err..when will you, yes you, own up?
2. Any article, news clip or media creation which created low self esteem among fat people, agoraphobia in event of bomb blasts, distrust in social systems and all such. Reader discretion is advised.