I want to change my status message on every forum that I am a member of to "is currently vexed at this new feeling she is experiencing. Like the puppy one sees in the movies, tilting its head to one side to fathom the somewhat abstruse, she has viewed it from all angles and it aggravates her so much to feel this way. For all the time that I have known her, she has never come across as someone easily jealous and possessive and is quite unfeminine in these aspects. No amount of shooing on her part is making this go away and is vexing her more. Kindly help"