Saturday, October 10, 2009

Egg Whites and Love

My horoscope for today says that I might give up on love and relationships all together after the day's events. *Hehe*

Nothing's happened so far. I did draw up this wonderful analogy though.

A nice, long walk = Strawberry Cornflakes + Cold Milk

30 minutes on the treadmill = Warm Oatmeal with just the right amount of sugar

A good workout including stretches = Egg Whites only Omelette - no cheese, unrolled

This is by no means a calorie chart. It's just a way to measure my happiness quotient. Based on prior observation, I am in the best of moods when I have egg whites for breakfast. Egg whites + pita bread and I can go the entire day on smiles. Go figure the rest.

I'd love to have breakfast for all meals. "Brenner - breakfast for dinner" kicks ass big time. Maybe I should go to Vegas. :)

Maybe I do obsess about food. On that note, my ideal meal would be a blend of oatmeal, lentils, leafy greens and egg whites which could be served frozen like ice-cream. And bought readymade - dissolves the cooking requirement.

8 hours and 45 minutes to go till I give up hope. I can't wait! *Tee hee*

2 comments:

Ramya said...

IMHO you are not as much of a cynic then you'd like to think you are :) .

Freespirit said...

True but the horoscope was hilarious. Sad to say, I don't feel any different today.